If suddenly you feel the need,
To post your date of birth,
Your name or address, school or work,
Remember what it's worth:
The internet's a crazy place,
And though most on this site,
Are pretty awesome on the whole,
There's some not so alright.
You might annoy a cannibal,
Who steals your kids to roast.
I'm sure there's only one or two...
But think before you post.
