Thursday, December 28, 2017

Pennsylvania Snow 2017

Pennsylvania Snow, December 27, 2017

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

"May You Have an Interesting Life"

You know you have had a bit of a journey in the long road that is life, when an internet search of your address includes the same Rehabilitation Facility that is currently occupied by Tiger Woods.  (click image for full size)


Monday, December 18, 2017

Obituary - Gary "Dink" Dye, December 18, 2017. (Indiana)



GARY RANDALL "DINK" DYE

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  • "Gary you will be missed greatly, we love you very much. I..."
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GARY "DINK" RANDALL DYE, 59, of Fort Wayne, passed away Saturday, Dec. 16, 2017 after a brief battle with esophageal cancer. A commercial roofing superintendent, Dink spent the last five decades raising hell and loved booze, guns, motorcycles, and cars 'till the day he died. He loved a simple quiet day at home watching old episodes of "The Andy Griffith Show" and "Moonshiners". He was also a gardener and once grew a garden in the back of an old truck because he didn't feel like tilling the garden that year. He loved cooking and thought everything was better with tabasco sauce. He absolutely adored his grandchildren and put on a tough front but was unable to deny them anything. Gary would have loved knowing that friends and family would stop in at his celebration and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. Gary will be lovingly remembered by his significant other of 21 years, Tess Beck and his children, Teresa (Michael) Conway, and Tiffani and Emily Beck. Gary will also be fondly remembered by his five grandchildren, Ysabella, Cody, Addison, Caden, and Mila. By his mother, Bertie Dye. By his sisters, Pat Elkins, Melissa (David) Shepherd, and Susan (Roger) Hindel. By his brothers, Cleatis (Alice), Michael (Tammy), and Carlos (Darlene) Dye. And by his many cousins and nieces and nephews. And by his faithful albeit cantankerous Jack Russell-Chihuahua mix, Ditto. He was preceded in death by his brother, Mark, and his father, Carlos J. Dye. A short memorial service and celebration of life is 6 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 20, 2017 at Midwest Funeral Home & Cremation Society, 4602 Newaygo Road, Fort Wayne, Ind., with visitation from 4 to 6 p.m.
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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

From Facebook – December, 2017

Subject:  Sexual Abuse, Human Nature, and the death of the planet Earth



Introductory question:  Is it possible for an entire species to win a Darwin Award? (chlorinating the gene pool since 1994)

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People, this thing can swing the other way. I don’t know too many men that weren’t cornered in the copy room, groped at a corporate team building session, or were otherwise exposed to an awkward, clumsy pass by a coworker somewhere along the way. Can you imagine being pushed on the bed by someone like a horny Elizabeth Warren, or Hillary when you’re trying to get a career defining power point presentation ready? This is going global and nobody is innocent. More are coming out daily. The human race is imploding like the Atlanta Braves front office and the planet deserves to be colonized by a better species. Dinosaurs ruled the planet for millions of years and were responsible stewards while the humans torched, devoured, and destroyed during their brief 10,000 year tenure and are in the ninth inning with two outs and no one on deck. And we are watching it real time.

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Richard Welsch So basically I should be in jail
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 Rick, I've never personally seen you anything other than an absolute perfect gentleman. However, if what you are saying is true, you'd make an excellent arrogant, unrepentant Democrat serial groping senator that views women merely as a slab of meat right there in your home state of Minnesota and use your comedic skills to laugh your way out of it - and have your fans buy into it big time.
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Eric Smith Because of my looks and excellent physical shape I have faced this my entire career.
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John Hubertz David, I'm going to copy this post to my Blog (the Mister Obvious Hall of Fame) and spread this message of American truth to the world. As always, you remain a man of wisdom and incredible skill with the written word.